Bathroom Strategist – The Throne Room Grandmaster
Bathroom Strategist – The Throne Room Grandmaster
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Some people study chess in libraries. Others analyze games at their desks. But the real deep thinkers? They do their best strategizing on the porcelain throne.
The "Bathroom Strategist" T-Shirt is a tribute to every chess bum who’s ever whispered “Just one more move” while their legs fell asleep. Featuring a minimalist stick figure illustration of a player deep in thought (on the toilet, of course), this ultra-soft, unisex tee is perfect for those who take their bathroom breaks very seriously.
Key Features:
✅ Premium Comfort – Soft, breathable fabric—ideal for extended bathroom theory sessions.
✅ Unisex Fit – Whether you're a blitz addict or a slow thinker, this shirt has you covered.
✅ Durable Print – Built to last, just like your unnecessarily long bathroom breaks.
✅ Relatable & Hilarious – Perfect for chess lovers who know that some of the best blunders happen behind a locked door.
If your chess app is open before you even sit down, this shirt was made for you.
Get yours now—because every great strategist needs a throne! 🚽♟️🔥
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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