Chess Bum Definition Velveteen Blanket – Soft Enough to Soothe Any Blunder

You sacrifice sleep for just one more game. You’ve spent hours chasing brilliance only to hang your queen. You study theory but still fall for the same traps. Face it—you’re a chess bum, and now, you can wrap yourself in the title you’ve earned.

The Chess Bum Definition Velveteen Blanket is as soft as your middlegame and as warm as the hope that one day, you’ll actually improve. Featuring the official Chess Bum definition, this plush, ultra-cozy blanket is perfect for curling up with a chess book, overanalyzing your losses, or recovering from a 3 a.m. tilt session.

Key Features:

✅ Super Soft Velveteen Fabric – Comfort worthy of a world champion (or a sleep-deprived blitz addict).
✅ Clever & Relatable Design – The Chess Bum Definition in bold print—so everyone knows why you're still awake.
✅ Perfect Size – Big enough to keep you warm, small enough to take anywhere your obsession leads.
✅ Durable Print – Like your love for chess, the design won’t fade.

Whether you’re celebrating a brilliant move or mourning a massive blunder, this blanket has your back.

Get yours today—because every great chess mind deserves a little comfort. ♟️🔥

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product